Twitter Primarch Death Match Semi Final 2 Result

"The combatants walk into the arena brandishing their weapons with fight in their eyes."

"Alpharius and Omegon glance across at each other, almost like they have a plan."

"Leman Russ bares his fangs, scratches his ear and has a quick smell of his behind to check all is ok."

"The gong sounds and they're off. The twins leap forward and so does Russ. Russ is quickest and with no time to react he's got both of the twins heads in his fists and.......well I know that Russ is good at banging heads but that is ridiculous!"

"The twins are down at the wolf lords feet and that was far too easy!"

" Just like Sanguinius, Russ has had a cozy ride into the final and it will be interesting to see just who will triumph."

"Russ strolls from the arena and produces a thin smile as he looks back behind him at the prone form of the twins......That is Russ right? The twins are defeated?........"


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Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Semi-Final 1 Result

"Sanguinius unfurls his mighty wings and, OUCH! That looks like it hurt! Is that in the rules?"

"Sanguinius has poked Magnus right in the eye with one of those feathers. It's either a stroke of luck or a stroke of genius..."

"Magnus is down! He can't see. He's going to have a real shiner right there."

"Without his eye he's completely defenseless fumbling around on the floor as Sanguinius struts towards him like a peacock..."

"Ooooh that was clinical. I think it's all agreed that Sanguinius is victorious as Magnus' lifeless body materialises back into the warp."

Twitter Primarch Death Match Semi-Finals Draw

"Hi there fight fans, it has certainly been a while since there has been any action in the Deathmatch arena. However I am pleased to say that the Arena has been cleaned of blood and body parts and the remaining Primarchs have managed to heal themselves ready for the biggest fights of their lives."

"Yes the four Primarchs remaining are:
MAGNUS

Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Quarter-Final Result - Mortarion v Alpharius/Omegon

"This is unbelievable!! Mortarion has been struck down twice by the dynamic duo but has risen from the dead both times!"

"Yes truly epic scenes here in the Deathmatch arena as he drags himself back up after 2 serious beatings."

"The twins appear to be preparing themselves for another onslaught. They're preening in the corner at the moment, making sure that they look their best for the remembrancers."

"The polish is out as they make their armour look nice and shiny..."

"Wait a moment. I don't think they've noticed the big guy....he's right behind Omegon.....Up comes the scythe....."

"And Omegon is completely oblivious....he's got some deodorant - lynx I think..."

"Of course it's Lynx you idiot, these are demigods..."

"I can't believe he's worried about smelling nice in the deathmatch arena..."

"The arm goes up.....the scythe comes down....he sprays.....and Mortarion is down!!!!!"

"Its a full frontal floral scent right in the face!!!!"

"Of course!! It's taken the smelly one down! Why has nobody thought of this before? Anti-perspirant, the only think, apart from odour eaters, that could down the death guard!!"

"And its all over. The Alpha Legion are going crazy while the Death Guard are holding their noses. Alpharius and Omegon have made it to the semi's!"

"So we're down to four Primarchs, down from 18. Who will battle each other in the semi finals?
Stay tuned for the draw coming soon..."

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Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Q-Final Result - Sanguinius v Angron

"...and Angron is going to town! Those mighty fists are moving like pistons!"

" Wait! Hang on. Sanguinius is on the other side of the arena. It looks like he is just leaning against the wall smoking a very large and expensive cigar!! What is going on?"

" Well I saw it all and mid fight Sanguinius was seen whispering a few sweet nothings into the Big beasts ear. He then backed off and left Angry Angron to it."

"So?"

"Well we all know that the big man has a little temper. We all know that when he loses it he has no idea what he is doing. Sanguinius obviously just banked on the fact that he could get Angron so angry he would just beat himself up!"

"Oh and there it is! Angron takes himself down!! And the mighty angel stubs out his cigar and wanders off down the tunnel refreshed and ready for the semi-final!"

"Well that was certainly interesting - and sneaky! Fair played but we have no time to waste. As you Deathmatch fans know we have a double bill tonight and with Sanguinius winning that paves the way for the last Quarter-final which is..."

MORTARION

vs

ALPHARIUS/OMEGON

"Better get voting right now fight fans on @4dadsapocalypse on Twitter."





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Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Quarter final 3 and 4 Draw

"So there are already two Primarch's through to the semi finals. Who will join Magnus and Russ?"

"Well tonight we find out as the draw for the last two quarter finals is about to take place. Left in the pot we have Sanguinius, Mortarion, Alpharius/Omegon and Angron."

"So who will it be and who will be making the draw?"

"Well I can answer that for you, in fact here he is, it's DANTE!!!"

"And this could be some time. Come on grandad get that zimmer cracking!!"

3 hours later.....

"Finally he's reached the table. So who will it be? One old crooked claw reaches to the pot...."

1 hour later....

"And...yes he has the ball in his hand!  Its.....oh hang on he's getting his glasses on..."

Another hour.....

"SANGUINIUS!!!"

"But who will he face?"

2 hours later....

"ANGRON!!!!!"

"Wow what a match up this is going to be!! Beauty and the beast!!"

"This also means that the last quarter-final will be MORTARION v ALPHARIUS/OMEGON."

"So we start with Sanguinius v Angron. Get voting @4dadsapocalypse on Twitter to see who progresses to the semi finals."

Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Week 5 Result - Alpharius/Omegon v Lorgar

"...Omegon climbs to the top rope, Alpharius sat like royalty on his shoulders. Balancing on the corner post the duo raise their fists in the air facing the baying, delirious crowd."

"Legion! Legion!" the crowd chant in adoration.

"This is it...here it comes, the Alphadown! The duo slowly tip backwards from the post, elbows are out. No-one has survived this most famous of finishing moves before. Lorgar is immobile , its going to be messy.......oooooooh that has to hurt. The twins pick themselves up from the wrecked corpse of the Word Bearers Primarch and slowly, holding arms aloft, exit the arena."

"Well Deathmatch fans the Alpha Legion leaders are through to the quarter finals and its hard to see how any Primarch can beat a tag team."

"While the studio calms down here, we are going for a break only to be back soon for the next Deathmatch draw - Stay tuned"

Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Week 5 - Alpharius/Omegon v Lorgar

Introducing our week 5 draw tonight in the studio our special guest.......Eldrad Ulthran!

 

As 'little Yoda' wanders onto the stage tonight it is worth remembering that we have seen pretty much half of the Primarch's now and we should be able to begin to predict just who could emerge in the draw...

Eldrad is now in position, the bowls of drawing balls in front of him and doesn't he look great for someone who is older than life itself. The question is: will this be a random draw or will it be 2 opponents who satisfy the needs of old jawaballs? Is it going to be Armageddon all over again -allegedly of course....(stern looks from lawyers).

And here we go, one of the balls rises mysteriously up from the bowl and glides to a rest on the table in front of Eldrad. A second ball follows suit.....no further actions......a high pitched voice emits itself from Eldrad's direction: "Alpharius/Omegon versus Lorgar".

A possible tag team on Lorgar from the twins it seems but before we announce the draw proper, in the interest of fairness and to make sure that the old crone's foresight still works we'll just get a servitor to open up those balls.......yes it's confirmed Week 5 is indeed the Ugly Sisters versus J.K Rowling.

Alpharius and Omegon (maybe, who knows who it might be really) v Lorgar master of the word, inventor of swearing. Alpha Legion v Word Bearers.

Get voting now on the Twitter poll on @4dadsapocalypse