Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Q-Final Result - Sanguinius v Angron

"...and Angron is going to town! Those mighty fists are moving like pistons!"

" Wait! Hang on. Sanguinius is on the other side of the arena. It looks like he is just leaning against the wall smoking a very large and expensive cigar!! What is going on?"

" Well I saw it all and mid fight Sanguinius was seen whispering a few sweet nothings into the Big beasts ear. He then backed off and left Angry Angron to it."

"So?"

"Well we all know that the big man has a little temper. We all know that when he loses it he has no idea what he is doing. Sanguinius obviously just banked on the fact that he could get Angron so angry he would just beat himself up!"

"Oh and there it is! Angron takes himself down!! And the mighty angel stubs out his cigar and wanders off down the tunnel refreshed and ready for the semi-final!"

"Well that was certainly interesting - and sneaky! Fair played but we have no time to waste. As you Deathmatch fans know we have a double bill tonight and with Sanguinius winning that paves the way for the last Quarter-final which is..."

MORTARION

vs

ALPHARIUS/OMEGON

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Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Week 7 - Result - Fulgrim v Angron

"...and Fulgrim raises his sword aloft ready to finish the downed Angron. This could be it!.....Wait, he's stopped.....What is he doing?.......He's started crying!.....Where's he looking?.......Is that? It can't be! He's seen his reflection in one of the monitors....He's realised his face has been damaged!!!"

"And that folks is how Angron took that beautiful but messed up head right off its shoulders. The moral of the story is that vanity will get you distracted and therefore your head cut off! And Angron goes through to the Quarter Finals with no such problems!!"

"Stay tuned Deathmatch fans for our next draw coming up soon..."

Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Week 7 - Fulgrim v Angron

"The excitement is building here in the Deathmatch Studios. There are only 8 Primarch's left to fight in Round 1 with some big fan favourites to still be drawn. The 8 left are Horus, Sanguinius, Angron, Vulkan, Dorn, Leman Russ, Fulgrim and The Khan!"

"And here is our special guest for the draw this evening.....Ravenor!"

"Are you ok Ravenor? Can we get some help here please? Really? The studios aren't disability friendly? He can't get his chair through the door? This is outrageous and completely unacceptable, I tell you heads will roll for this."

"Never mind the show must go on. Ravenor can you use your enhanced Psychic powers to draw the balls from outside the studio? Yes? Fantastic."

"And here we go, the balls are trembling....and yes, one is rising up out of the bowl now.....it's actually glowing! What do you mean that isn't you Ravenor? It's beautiful, how have we not noticed that particular ball before? This can only mean one thing.....the first competitor is.....Fulgrim!"

"Thank you Rav, now can we have the next ball please. What is happening here? I think that Ravenor's psychic force is having an effect on the draw here. The bowl is filling with......BLOOD! What is going on? Hang on, a ball is emerging from the fluid. This can mean only one thing.....BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! It's Angron!"

"What a treat we are going to have for this Deathmatch. It's the beauty of The Phoenician v the violence of Angron!"

"This could be close so while we clear up this mess in the studio, let's fight! Go and vote for your favourite @4dadsapocalypse now!"