Twitter Primarch Deathmatch result - Horus Lupercal v Leman Russ

"Mmmm donuts. Thank you Mr dinosaur and I love your purple spots....uh.....what?.....who?....oh sorry Deathmatch fans I appear to have dozed off! Have they finished circling each other yet? Oh and here's some action....yes Leman Russ has finally twigged that his pack isn't going to turn up because they're on their own in the arena and he's finally going on the offensive!"

"Horus is looking around for some help, but there isn't any. Has no one told him the rules?!"

"In goes Russ and wait, what is that he's doing? He's fishing something shiny and metallic out of his armour. He's stuffing it in his bolt pistol. It can't be! It is! He takes aim. Horus has realised what is going on and has started running!"

"Well now we see the true colours of the Warmaster. The shot rings out. Horus goes down.....and stays down. That was a great shot, right in the small of the back. Horus can't move and up comes Russ....He aims again this time for the heart. Ouch! That has to hurt."

"That's it folks. All it takes is 2 silver bullets and the big wolf is down."

"Well done Leman. Boring but well done!!!"

"OK Deathmatch fans, stay tuned for the draw for the last two quarter finals coming up soon."

Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Quarter Final 2 - Horus Lupercal v Leman Russ

"The first of the quarter finals has certainly set the bar high after that epic encounter between the Lion and Magnus."

"Yes and it should only get better with 6 heavyweight contenders left in the draw."

"The second draw is fast approaching and it could be between Sanguinius, Alpharius/Omegon, Mortarion, Leman Russ, Angron or Horus."

"Firstly we have to introduce our guest for the draw this evening and we are delighted to have Lileth Hesperax with us"

"........"

"Please put your tongue back in or she'll surely have it off! Yes she's only wearing a bikini - not even shoes!!! But Lileth is a top order bad ass!"

"Sorry about that, very unprofessional of me there. Now let me concentrate. Ah yes here she is approaching the draw table and incredible! Showing her lethality, a deft flick of her hair see's the hidden barbs woven into it spear a draw ball and flick it out of the pot onto the table!"

"She opens it up with those knives of hers and reveals.....Horus Lupercal!"

"The Warmaster himself is back in the arena after an easy victory last time. But who will face him?"

"The hair flicks and the knives work once more but who is it going to be?"

"It's Leman Russ! It will be wolf on wolf for this fight and let's hope the great wolf can control his bladder this time."

"What a great match in store for us this time. There is only one way to work out the winner - get to @4dadsapocalypse on twitter and vote for your favourite fight fans!"

Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Week 10 Result - Vulkan v Leman Russ

"Really Leman?! Will someone please get him off Vulkan's leg? That's disgusting!!! These Deathmatches are really going to the digs!!"

"I agree. Vulkan's leg is still twitching he really should be ashamed of himself."

"Oh well. That disgusting act of desecration wraps up this Primarch Deathmatch with a comprehensive victory for Leman Russ."

"Yes even as Vulkan resurrects himself and wipes his trouser leg (urghh) the rules state that for any perpetuals an incapacitation will count as a death."

"So as the great wolf strides into the quarter finals looking very confident we are going to have a break before we come back with a recap on what has happened so far. See you soon."

Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Week 10 - Vulkan He'stan v Leman Russ

"Well this is the one that a lot of Deathmatch fans have been waiting for."

"Yes the Arena is PACKed out with Wolves and the smell is incredible."

"THER ARE TOILETS YOU KNOW!! Sorry but guys are just animals."

"Anyway the big hairy one is Leman Russ striding into the arena and all I can say is that I hope Vulkan has packed his silver bullets."

"The other side of the arena produces another giant as Vulkan He'stan rolls in. Can he toast a Wolf? I guess we'll soon find out."

"Actually the big question here is can Vulkan actually be killed? Sorry for those who don't read enough but in the Deathmatch arena Vulkan has a special rule - Incapacitated counts as dead."

 

"Having cleared that little issue up, the hunters are primed and ready for this battle of Fire vs Ice."

 

"Who will win? You must know the drill by now - Vote @4dadsapocalypse on twitter now!