Twitter Primarch Deathmatch result - Horus Lupercal v Leman Russ

"Mmmm donuts. Thank you Mr dinosaur and I love your purple spots....uh.....what?.....who?....oh sorry Deathmatch fans I appear to have dozed off! Have they finished circling each other yet? Oh and here's some action....yes Leman Russ has finally twigged that his pack isn't going to turn up because they're on their own in the arena and he's finally going on the offensive!"

"Horus is looking around for some help, but there isn't any. Has no one told him the rules?!"

"In goes Russ and wait, what is that he's doing? He's fishing something shiny and metallic out of his armour. He's stuffing it in his bolt pistol. It can't be! It is! He takes aim. Horus has realised what is going on and has started running!"

"Well now we see the true colours of the Warmaster. The shot rings out. Horus goes down.....and stays down. That was a great shot, right in the small of the back. Horus can't move and up comes Russ....He aims again this time for the heart. Ouch! That has to hurt."

"That's it folks. All it takes is 2 silver bullets and the big wolf is down."

"Well done Leman. Boring but well done!!!"

"OK Deathmatch fans, stay tuned for the draw for the last two quarter finals coming up soon."

Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Quarter Final 2 - Horus Lupercal v Leman Russ

"The first of the quarter finals has certainly set the bar high after that epic encounter between the Lion and Magnus."

"Yes and it should only get better with 6 heavyweight contenders left in the draw."

"The second draw is fast approaching and it could be between Sanguinius, Alpharius/Omegon, Mortarion, Leman Russ, Angron or Horus."

"Firstly we have to introduce our guest for the draw this evening and we are delighted to have Lileth Hesperax with us"

"........"

"Please put your tongue back in or she'll surely have it off! Yes she's only wearing a bikini - not even shoes!!! But Lileth is a top order bad ass!"

"Sorry about that, very unprofessional of me there. Now let me concentrate. Ah yes here she is approaching the draw table and incredible! Showing her lethality, a deft flick of her hair see's the hidden barbs woven into it spear a draw ball and flick it out of the pot onto the table!"

"She opens it up with those knives of hers and reveals.....Horus Lupercal!"

"The Warmaster himself is back in the arena after an easy victory last time. But who will face him?"

"The hair flicks and the knives work once more but who is it going to be?"

"It's Leman Russ! It will be wolf on wolf for this fight and let's hope the great wolf can control his bladder this time."

"What a great match in store for us this time. There is only one way to work out the winner - get to @4dadsapocalypse on twitter and vote for your favourite fight fans!"

Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Week 9 Result - Horus Lupercal v Jaghatai Khan

"The Khan is dancing around Horus, goading him to make a move. It's a fake here and a sidestep there but Horus just will not be drawn in."

"Yes these thrusts really aren't doing much...."

(4 Days later)

"And Horus still hasn't reacted to Jaghatai's triple twisting back roundhouse. He's just letting his armour take it. Jaghatai really needs some support here."

"Wait, Horus moved I'm sure of it. Horus has reacted at last and caught Jaghatai's foot in his talon. He's dangling him upside down and around comes Worldbreaker.....Ooooh that's not pretty....."

"So Horus wins with only one movement and who would bet against him in this tournament?"

"We've already had the draw for the last match in the first round so lets introduce the contenders...."

Twitter Primarch Deathmatch Week 9 - Horus v Jaghatai Khan

"The excitement in the deathmatch studio is electric this evening as a belated draw takes place for Week 9. We only have 4 Primarch's left to fight in the first round and have we got 4 heavyweights still to go!!!"

"You're absolutely right, left in the draw we have Jaghatai Khan, Leman Russ, Vulkan He'stan & Horus Lupercal."

"And the only person that can possibly make this draw and resist any kind of foul play or temptation is.....GREGOR EISENHORN!!!!"

"Dead right there. If you can imagine an insane, religious zealot crossed with James Bond then you end up with this legend walking into the studio's now...."

"One of the most radical members of the Ordo Xenos - in fact he got booted out for enjoying his job a little too much! - he has turned his back on saving the galaxy for five minutes to bring us a fair draw here in the Primarch Deathmatches...."

"In the pot goes that gauntleted hand..."

"Out comes the first ball....and it is....HORUS LUPERCAL!!!!"

 "So the naughtiest boy of all time is out for blood tonight. Will his toys come out of the pram or will he have his botty spanked? Here goes for the next draw...."

"The ball is gently lifted by Eisenhorn, opened and it's.....the beast from the East - JAGHATAI KHAN!!!!"

"It's a proper Jackie Chan v Dolph Lundgren fight this and it should be amazing!"

"Of course that leaves us with next weeks match up being Vulkan He'stan v Leman Russ but more on them later."

"Back to tonight and entering the arena are Horus and The Khan. Who is going to win? Only you can decide - vote now on Twitter @4dadsapocalypse.